The Best Crazy Carpenter

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The Best Crazy Carpenter

[Verse 1]
Oisín dear, now did you hear, the gossip going round?
The finest little stag in town keeps dancing up and down.
He winks at every pretty girl, he thinks he's quite a prize,
But every time he turns around, his antlers grow in size!

[Chorus]
Oh Oisín, my Irish Oisín, the finest stag I know,
With your head held high and your antlers wide, wherever you may go!
Oh Oisín, you keep on teasing,
The girls all love your show!
But who put horns upon your head?
Begorra, no one knows!
My Irish Oisín O!

[Verse 2]
Oisín dear, now did you hear, your darling's gone away?
She left a little note for you, she's coming back someday.
You bought a bed, you painted walls, you made a cosy nest,
But while you're working overtime, she's entertaining guests!

[Chorus]
Oh Oisín, my Irish Oisín, the finest stag I know,
With your head held high and your antlers wide, wherever you may go!
Oh Oisín, you keep on teasing,
The girls all love your show!
But who put horns upon your head?
Begorra, no one knows!
My Irish Oisín O!

[Verse 3]
Oisín dear, now did you hear, the neighbours had a ball?
They saw a handsome stranger climb right over your garden wall.
You laughed and said, "That's nothing, lads, I've nothing here to fear!"
But when you reached the doorway, your horns got stuck right there!

[Chorus]
Oh Oisín, my Irish Oisín, the finest stag I know,
With your head held high and your antlers wide, wherever you may go!
Oh Oisín, you keep on teasing,
The girls all love your show!
But who put horns upon your head?
Begorra, no one knows!
My Irish Oisín O!

My Irish Oisín O!

[Verse1]
Por la mañana, Lucía,
por la tarde, Sofía.
Le digo a Julia: "No puedo",
y me escapo con Emma luego.

[Verse2]
A María le prometí
que esta noche iría allí.
Pero Carla me llamó,
¡y a su casa me llevó!

[Verse3]
Martina quiere cenar,
pero me toca arreglar...
¡Mentí! No fui al taller,
me fui con Paula a beber.

[Chorus]
¡No es mi culpa, señoras!
¡Son ustedes encantadoras!
Yo sólo sigo el destino...
¡y termino en su camino!

[Verse4]
Valeria, toda pasión,
me escribe una canción.
Yo digo: "Hoy no, cariño",
¡y me voy con su vecina!

[Verse5]
Con Clara tuve un enredo,
pero ya no tengo miedo.
Si Sofía me sonríe,
mi moral se me deslíe.

[Verse6]
Emma me dijo: “Ya basta,
tú no vales una pasta”.
Pero luego con María
¡bailo salsa todo el día!

[Chorus]
¡No es mi culpa, señoras!
¡Son ustedes encantadoras!
Yo sólo sigo el destino...
¡y termino en su camino!

[Verse7]
Las de antes se casaron,
con anillos se amarraron.
Ya no queda ni un intento,
¡me cerraron el convento!

[Verse8]
Y ahora solo, sin mujer,
tomo vino al atardecer.
Ni Sofía ni Valeria,
¡mi amor vive en la miseria!

[Chorus]
¡No es mi culpa, señoras!
¡Son ustedes encantadoras!
Yo sólo sigo el destino...
¡y termino en su camino!

De Lucía a Sofía

[Verse 1]
Mēs soļojam pa pilsēt's šaurām ieliņām
Un usmaidām mēs visām meičām skaistajām
Kuras smaidot pretī acis mirkšķina
Viņas saprot to, ka soļo armija

[Verse 2]
Vakar mēs samovolkā aizlaidām
Krogū abas skaistās meičas satikām
Kuras acis vēl joprojām mirkšķina
Ieraugot, ka krogū ienāk armija

[Chorus]
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

[Verse 3]
Mūs seržants pieķēra ar meičām krodziņā
Tas mūs bij' redzējis caur krogus lodziņa
Rīkojums bij' sastādīts jau vakarā
Jūs būsiet dieninieki abi divatā

[Verse 4]
Iekšā, ārā kazarmās tur staigā visi
Ģedi, dembeļi un jauniesauktie duhi
Bet vakar man ar meičām ļoti labi bija
Man vienalga, kā jaunie jāsveicina

[Chorus]
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

[Instrumental]

[Outro]
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

Dieninieks


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[Verse 1]
Oisín dear, now did you hear, the gossip going round?
The finest little stag in town keeps dancing up and down.
He winks at every pretty girl, he thinks he's quite a prize,
But every time he turns around, his antlers grow in size!

[Chorus]
Oh Oisín, my Irish Oisín, the finest stag I know,
With your head held high and your antlers wide, wherever you may go!
Oh Oisín, you keep on teasing,
The girls all love your show!
But who put horns upon your head?
Begorra, no one knows!
My Irish Oisín O!

[Verse 2]
Oisín dear, now did you hear, your darling's gone away?
She left a little note for you, she's coming back someday.
You bought a bed, you painted walls, you made a cosy nest,
But while you're working overtime, she's entertaining guests!

[Chorus]
Oh Oisín, my Irish Oisín, the finest stag I know,
With your head held high and your antlers wide, wherever you may go!
Oh Oisín, you keep on teasing,
The girls all love your show!
But who put horns upon your head?
Begorra, no one knows!
My Irish Oisín O!

[Verse 3]
Oisín dear, now did you hear, the neighbours had a ball?
They saw a handsome stranger climb right over your garden wall.
You laughed and said, "That's nothing, lads, I've nothing here to fear!"
But when you reached the doorway, your horns got stuck right there!

[Chorus]
Oh Oisín, my Irish Oisín, the finest stag I know,
With your head held high and your antlers wide, wherever you may go!
Oh Oisín, you keep on teasing,
The girls all love your show!
But who put horns upon your head?
Begorra, no one knows!
My Irish Oisín O!

My Irish Oisín O!

[Verse1]
Por la mañana, Lucía,
por la tarde, Sofía.
Le digo a Julia: "No puedo",
y me escapo con Emma luego.

[Verse2]
A María le prometí
que esta noche iría allí.
Pero Carla me llamó,
¡y a su casa me llevó!

[Verse3]
Martina quiere cenar,
pero me toca arreglar...
¡Mentí! No fui al taller,
me fui con Paula a beber.

[Chorus]
¡No es mi culpa, señoras!
¡Son ustedes encantadoras!
Yo sólo sigo el destino...
¡y termino en su camino!

[Verse4]
Valeria, toda pasión,
me escribe una canción.
Yo digo: "Hoy no, cariño",
¡y me voy con su vecina!

[Verse5]
Con Clara tuve un enredo,
pero ya no tengo miedo.
Si Sofía me sonríe,
mi moral se me deslíe.

[Verse6]
Emma me dijo: “Ya basta,
tú no vales una pasta”.
Pero luego con María
¡bailo salsa todo el día!

[Chorus]
¡No es mi culpa, señoras!
¡Son ustedes encantadoras!
Yo sólo sigo el destino...
¡y termino en su camino!

[Verse7]
Las de antes se casaron,
con anillos se amarraron.
Ya no queda ni un intento,
¡me cerraron el convento!

[Verse8]
Y ahora solo, sin mujer,
tomo vino al atardecer.
Ni Sofía ni Valeria,
¡mi amor vive en la miseria!

[Chorus]
¡No es mi culpa, señoras!
¡Son ustedes encantadoras!
Yo sólo sigo el destino...
¡y termino en su camino!

De Lucía a Sofía

[Verse 1]
Mēs soļojam pa pilsēt's šaurām ieliņām
Un usmaidām mēs visām meičām skaistajām
Kuras smaidot pretī acis mirkšķina
Viņas saprot to, ka soļo armija

[Verse 2]
Vakar mēs samovolkā aizlaidām
Krogū abas skaistās meičas satikām
Kuras acis vēl joprojām mirkšķina
Ieraugot, ka krogū ienāk armija

[Chorus]
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

[Verse 3]
Mūs seržants pieķēra ar meičām krodziņā
Tas mūs bij' redzējis caur krogus lodziņa
Rīkojums bij' sastādīts jau vakarā
Jūs būsiet dieninieki abi divatā

[Verse 4]
Iekšā, ārā kazarmās tur staigā visi
Ģedi, dembeļi un jauniesauktie duhi
Bet vakar man ar meičām ļoti labi bija
Man vienalga, kā jaunie jāsveicina

[Chorus]
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

[Instrumental]

[Outro]
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

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Ant grew weary of city’s loud song,
But breaking out took far too long.
Dublin held tight like a wire-bound gate,
The dream of escape met a stubborn fate.

When M50 lay like a sleeping snake,
The ant paused — too much was at stake.
To cross by day meant certain doom,
She waited till night in the motorway gloom.

I travel, I travel, then I return,
I travel, I travel, then pause and learn.
Sometimes I fly, sometimes I fall,
I run, I crawl… till I’m no ant at all.

“Three bushes? Easy!” she gave a grin,
But two years passed in greeny sin.
She came out old, with moss on chin,
Swearing she’d never hike again.

At last she reached Donegal’s shore,
But the land she dreamed of was there no more.
Twelve-fifty ant trails had faded away,
And Dublin now whispered, “Come home someday.”

I travel, I travel, then I return,
I travel, I travel, then pause and learn.
Sometimes I fly, sometimes I fall,
I run, I crawl… till I’m no ant at all.

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[Verse 1]
Oisín dear, now did you hear, the gossip going round?
The finest little stag in town keeps dancing up and down.
He winks at every pretty girl, he thinks he's quite a prize,
But every time he turns around, his antlers grow in size!

[Chorus]
Oh Oisín, my Irish Oisín, the finest stag I know,
With your head held high and your antlers wide, wherever you may go!
Oh Oisín, you keep on teasing,
The girls all love your show!
But who put horns upon your head?
Begorra, no one knows!
My Irish Oisín O!

[Verse 2]
Oisín dear, now did you hear, your darling's gone away?
She left a little note for you, she's coming back someday.
You bought a bed, you painted walls, you made a cosy nest,
But while you're working overtime, she's entertaining guests!

[Chorus]
Oh Oisín, my Irish Oisín, the finest stag I know,
With your head held high and your antlers wide, wherever you may go!
Oh Oisín, you keep on teasing,
The girls all love your show!
But who put horns upon your head?
Begorra, no one knows!
My Irish Oisín O!

[Verse 3]
Oisín dear, now did you hear, the neighbours had a ball?
They saw a handsome stranger climb right over your garden wall.
You laughed and said, "That's nothing, lads, I've nothing here to fear!"
But when you reached the doorway, your horns got stuck right there!

[Chorus]
Oh Oisín, my Irish Oisín, the finest stag I know,
With your head held high and your antlers wide, wherever you may go!
Oh Oisín, you keep on teasing,
The girls all love your show!
But who put horns upon your head?
Begorra, no one knows!
My Irish Oisín O!

My Irish Oisín O!

[Verse1]
Por la mañana, Lucía,
por la tarde, Sofía.
Le digo a Julia: "No puedo",
y me escapo con Emma luego.

[Verse2]
A María le prometí
que esta noche iría allí.
Pero Carla me llamó,
¡y a su casa me llevó!

[Verse3]
Martina quiere cenar,
pero me toca arreglar...
¡Mentí! No fui al taller,
me fui con Paula a beber.

[Chorus]
¡No es mi culpa, señoras!
¡Son ustedes encantadoras!
Yo sólo sigo el destino...
¡y termino en su camino!

[Verse4]
Valeria, toda pasión,
me escribe una canción.
Yo digo: "Hoy no, cariño",
¡y me voy con su vecina!

[Verse5]
Con Clara tuve un enredo,
pero ya no tengo miedo.
Si Sofía me sonríe,
mi moral se me deslíe.

[Verse6]
Emma me dijo: “Ya basta,
tú no vales una pasta”.
Pero luego con María
¡bailo salsa todo el día!

[Chorus]
¡No es mi culpa, señoras!
¡Son ustedes encantadoras!
Yo sólo sigo el destino...
¡y termino en su camino!

[Verse7]
Las de antes se casaron,
con anillos se amarraron.
Ya no queda ni un intento,
¡me cerraron el convento!

[Verse8]
Y ahora solo, sin mujer,
tomo vino al atardecer.
Ni Sofía ni Valeria,
¡mi amor vive en la miseria!

[Chorus]
¡No es mi culpa, señoras!
¡Son ustedes encantadoras!
Yo sólo sigo el destino...
¡y termino en su camino!

De Lucía a Sofía

[Verse 1]
Mēs soļojam pa pilsēt's šaurām ieliņām
Un usmaidām mēs visām meičām skaistajām
Kuras smaidot pretī acis mirkšķina
Viņas saprot to, ka soļo armija

[Verse 2]
Vakar mēs samovolkā aizlaidām
Krogū abas skaistās meičas satikām
Kuras acis vēl joprojām mirkšķina
Ieraugot, ka krogū ienāk armija

[Chorus]
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

[Verse 3]
Mūs seržants pieķēra ar meičām krodziņā
Tas mūs bij' redzējis caur krogus lodziņa
Rīkojums bij' sastādīts jau vakarā
Jūs būsiet dieninieki abi divatā

[Verse 4]
Iekšā, ārā kazarmās tur staigā visi
Ģedi, dembeļi un jauniesauktie duhi
Bet vakar man ar meičām ļoti labi bija
Man vienalga, kā jaunie jāsveicina

[Chorus]
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

[Instrumental]

[Outro]
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie tumbočkas stāvu, augumā staltā
Es dieniniek's, man ir viss vienalga
Pie kājas visa varen lielā armija

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Ant grew weary of city’s loud song,
But breaking out took far too long.
Dublin held tight like a wire-bound gate,
The dream of escape met a stubborn fate.

When M50 lay like a sleeping snake,
The ant paused — too much was at stake.
To cross by day meant certain doom,
She waited till night in the motorway gloom.

I travel, I travel, then I return,
I travel, I travel, then pause and learn.
Sometimes I fly, sometimes I fall,
I run, I crawl… till I’m no ant at all.

“Three bushes? Easy!” she gave a grin,
But two years passed in greeny sin.
She came out old, with moss on chin,
Swearing she’d never hike again.

At last she reached Donegal’s shore,
But the land she dreamed of was there no more.
Twelve-fifty ant trails had faded away,
And Dublin now whispered, “Come home someday.”

I travel, I travel, then I return,
I travel, I travel, then pause and learn.
Sometimes I fly, sometimes I fall,
I run, I crawl… till I’m no ant at all.

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I am a furniture designer and maker with a passion for music and songwriting. While my main profession is in furniture manufacturing, I have been writing lyrics for many years as a creative outlet. My writing is inspired by everyday emotions, personal experiences, and visual aesthetics—often influenced by my design background. I'm open to collaborations with composers and musicians who are looking for original and meaningful lyrics across various genres.

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