LET'S STOP THE STEAL!
By DALE NICHOLS
(Rapped and sung to a Hamilton-esqe, guitar-riffed rendition of the opening movement of Beethoven’s 5th Symphony. Rapped portions of the lyrics appear in ALL CAPS.)
HEY HERE’S THE DEAL!
Let’s stop the steal!
Just look around, you’ll see the signs are everywhere
They’re on the ground, and in the sea, and in the air
It is for real, THIS VICIOUS PLOT
A real big deal, DEAR PATRIOT
We’ve got to Stop! The! Steal!
(JUDGE,) Hear My Appeal!
OLD SLEEPY JOE, STATISTICALLY
THERE IS NO WAY HE COULD HAVE WON
ELECTION NIGHT MY VICTORY
WAS ALL BUT DUSTED, SEALED AND DONE
If I take Georgia and Pennsylvania
A FEW MORE VOTES, SOME MORE DELAY
EXPOSE THE FRAUD, AND SEIZE THE DAY
THEN WHEN ELECTED FOUR MORE YEARS
AS PRESIDENT I’LL HAVE MY WAY
WE’LL MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN
THE DEMOCRATS WILL HAVE NO SAY
YOU’LL KEEP YOUR GUNS, REPUBLICANS
WITH NO ONE STANDING IN OUR WAY
IT ALL DEPENDS ON THIS I PRAY
FOR YOU TO
KEEP…FAITH…
That the Big Lie is true!
Life is sweet in Mar-a-Lago
Not like New York and Chicago
Every friend and good amigo
Every wannabe and freeko
All come here to stroke my ego
And to gaze upon my majesty
Top secret plans haphazardly
Laid out for all to see!
WE NEVER WILL GIVE UP, GOOD PATRIOTS
WITH YOUR SUPPORT, AND LOTS OF BUCKS
WE’LL SEE THIS TO THE END
YOU NEED TO SEND A CHECK TO MY CAMPAIGN
SO YOU WILL KNOW I HAVE YOUR NAME
GET IN THE GAME, AVOID THE SHAME
OF HAVING YOU TO BLAME
AND ON THE SIXTH, IN WASHINGTON
COME TO MY RALLY AND GET RILED
GOOD PATRIOTS, COME ONE COME ALL
ANSWER THE CALL, IT WILL BE WILD!
LET’S STOP THE STEAL!
Let’s Stop The Steal!
Let’s Stop The Steal!
HEY HERE’S THE DEAL!
Let’s stop the steal!
Just look around, you’ll see the signs are everywhere
They’re on the ground, and in the sea, and in the air
It is for real, THIS VICIOUS PLOT
A real big deal, DEAR PATRIOT
We’ve got to Stop! The! Steal!
(JUDGE,) Hear My Appeal!
OLD SLEEPY JOE, STATISTICALLY
THERE IS NO WAY HE COULD HAVE WON
ELECTION NIGHT MY VICTORY
WAS ALL BUT DUSTED, SEALED AND DONE
If I take Georgia and Pennsylvania
A FEW MORE VOTES, SOME MORE DELAY
EXPOSE THE FRAUD, AND SEIZE THE DAY
THEN WHEN ELECTED FOUR MORE YEARS
AS PRESIDENT I’LL HAVE MY WAY
WE’LL MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN
THE DEMOCRATS WILL HAVE NO SAY
YOU’LL KEEP YOUR GUNS, REPUBLICANS
WITH NO ONE STANDING IN OUR WAY
IT ALL DEPENDS ON THIS I PRAY
FOR YOU TO
KEEP…FAITH…
That the Big Lie is true!
Life is sweet in Mar-a-Lago
Not like New York and Chicago
Every friend and good amigo
Every wannabe and freeko
All come here to stroke my ego
And to gaze upon my majesty
Top secret plans haphazardly
Laid out for all to see!
WE NEVER WILL GIVE UP, GOOD PATRIOTS
WITH YOUR SUPPORT, AND LOTS OF BUCKS
WE’LL SEE THIS TO THE END
YOU NEED TO SEND A CHECK TO MY CAMPAIGN
SO YOU WILL KNOW I HAVE YOUR NAME
GET IN THE GAME, AVOID THE SHAME
OF HAVING YOU TO BLAME
AND ON THE SIXTH, IN WASHINGTON
COME TO MY RALLY AND GET RILED
GOOD PATRIOTS, COME ONE COME ALL
ANSWER THE CALL, IT WILL BE WILD!
LET’S STOP THE STEAL!
Let’s Stop The Steal!
Let’s Stop The Steal!
