LYRIC FOR SALE

By E Lloyd Kelly

My gosh, gee-whiz, I don’t what this itchy thing is.

While lying in bed with the pillar at my head. I’d much rather to stay right here all day asleep instead.
But the bills got to be paid to continue to get me laid. Laid away as if I’m the one who owns this crazy-wavy leg
I was faking a snore, misery standing at the door. Trying hard to get me up wide-eyed and bushy-tailed. When the high-pitched wail hit me like her fingernail. The alarm clock is what it was blaring in my head
Oh my gosh, gee-whiz this pocket loop is good. It makes me want to work this leg like a boogie woog. My gosh gee whiz don’t you know this pocket loop is good. Watch me work this crazy-wavy leg like a boogie woog

Turn on the electric stove, make some lunch to take the road.
I was out the door before I knew what day it really was. But the call said I'm late, so I’ve got to compensate. Got to work some overtime this week for them to make the slate.
So I ran across the park watching children skipping class.
The bus is almost here so now I’m running very fast.
I ran right by a little girl there spinning a wool-a-whoop.
While a lady walking her dog stopped bent down and made a ... (Well now.)

My-gosh gee-whiz, you know this pocket loop is really good. It makes me want to work this leg just like a boogie woog, oh my gosh gee whiz, don’t you know this pocket loop is good. Watch me work this crazy-wavy leg like a boogie woog

Now, I never liked work, work too doesn’t like me. We two don't get along well because we always disagree.
And now this crazy boss wants to make me work for free.
So I kicked a rock and made it stop right up there in his seat.
I didn’t like those words he speak so very early in the week.
got to be mad to think I’d be glad so I reached out and I… I grabbed my lunch kit grabbed my tools. This is the day I break all the rules. Look, I’m out mister boss, take this job and shove it somewhere up your… gosh gee whiz this pocket loop is good. It makes me want to work this leg just like a boogie woog. Oh my gosh, gee whiz this pocket loop is good. Watch me work this crazy-wavy leg like a boogie woog
Oh my gosh, gee whiz this pocket loop is good. It makes me want to work this leg just like a boogie woog. My gosh gee whiz don’t you know this pocket loop is good. Watch me work this crazy-wavy leg like a boogie woog. Watch me work this crazy-wavy leg like a boogie woog. Come on and watch me work this wavy leg like a boogie woog.