LYRIC FOR SALE

By Bernard Morris

(verse 1)
Downing Street abomination
Laughing at the guards
Johnson’s resignation
Is now firmly on the cards
In the garden of Number 10
A child’s swing it is broken
It’s made the news on CNN
A nation is heartbroken

(chorus)
The country is in lockdown
The party’s in full swing
Bring your own beer down
The deaths don’t mean a thing

(verse 2)
Boris simply will not quit
Over Partygate
The world is laughing at this twit
Such a sorry state
MPs are spewing up
On the PM’s birthday
Cleaners are cleaning up
And there’s a big fight in the hallway

(chorus)
The country is in lockdown
The party’s in full swing
Bring your own beer down
The deaths don’t mean a thing

(bridge)
How can we defend the indefensible?
What he did is just not comprehensible
Liars with no shame they have to go

(verse 3)
Downing Street abomination
Laughing at the guards
Johnson’s resignation
Is now firmly on the cards
In the garden of Number 10
A child’s swing it is broken
It’s made the news on CNN
A nation is heartbroken

(chorus)
The country is in lockdown
The party’s in full swing
Bring your own beer down
The deaths don’t mean a thing
The country is in lockdown
The party’s in full swing
Bring your own beer down
The deaths don’t mean a thing