LYRIC FOR SALE

By JMM Lyrics

Going in to London, meetin' all me mates
Nothin' special happening but still gonna celebrate
All dressed up, some cash in me pocket
fxxx gettin a bus, nick a cab and drive like a rocket

Get down the pub, have a drink or three
All my brothers here catchin up with me
Ladies turnin' up like moths to the flame
One night stands all round with no one to blame

Off from the pub, on to the club
Doormen lookin' hard til they see me walking down the yard
Into the club, everybodys off their face
But i've only had four pints so i'm still straight laced

I walk up to the bar, I order cocktails
I do what I want cuz i'm an Alpha male
Start downin shots like a bottomless pit
I need this rush to get the fxxxin' hit

A fox walks by, she looks me in the eye
She sidles up to me because she can't walk by
One arm round my waist, the other on my stash
She orders champagne like it's her birthday bash

Ten minutes later i'm done with her
A quickie in the gents which was mostly a blur
Back to the bar, more drinks with me mates
More ladies everywhere like fillies at the gate

Onto the dancefloor, tryin to do me thing
Can barely stand up but i've still got a bit of swing
Music blastin out, pumpin dance tracks
One bitch in front of me and two at my back

Chorus: This can be sung after every verse, every two verses or as one final verse

One night out, two beers in, three pretty girls and four shots of gin
Start at the pub, stop for some grub, a laugh with me mates and end up at the club
Spendin' all me cash and maxin' out my card, livin' for tonight goin the whole nine yards
Wife to my left, girlfriend to my right, looks like it's gonna be a great fxxxin night.