LYRIC FOR SALE

By ToddR

Verse 1
I was raised without a care and now I don’t reallygive a damn
I’ve shown my ass a time or two and acted tougher than I am
I’ve been round and round and round with a few bruisers in my day
And there’s one thing that Ive learned for sure, I got a soft spot on my face
Now I may be hard headed, or too many times cuncussed
But you’d think by now I woulda some how learned to keep my damn mouth shut

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I’m a first rate, whisky drinking, roughneckin south paw
Tried to tell it to the fella who broke my jaw
I thought my friends would have my back but they didn’t seem to care
Now I’m Puréeing beef stew cause my mouth is wired shut
In the streets I’m heavy on my feet but in my head I’m golden gloves

Verse 2
Some guy come out of nowhere and he hit me with an upper cut
So I steadied my self and turned around and I kicked him square in the nuts
Turns out he had been a she for most of his younger days
Yeah I felt real bad, there were no gonads but his cooter was laid to waste
Now I might be a rounder but I was raised without manners ya see
I was brought up not to hit a lady but he didn’t give a damn to hit me

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Verse 3
Yeah I can’t say that it’s always fair, I fight dirty when I can
I sucker punched my nephew Johnny Ray at the family reunion
Well his mother threw a right hook, that’s my sister if you’re keeping score
She’s a real hell raiser and a big ole gal, kinds awake but she still snores
Now she’s a mean ole cuss and big as a bus and strong as a bourbon neat
But her cardio is lacking so I cough her slacking and I laid her out like concrete

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