LYRIC FOR SALE

By Ticka

The Mildura Song

Verse 1
There’s a river that runs through Mildura
A river, that’s dirty and brown
And if you swim in this river at Mildura
You’re more than likely to end up dead and drowned

Chorus
But if you swim in the river, if you swim in the lake
If you swim in the gutter that runs by my gate
If you swim in the ocean, if you swim in the sea
Don’t come swimming back to me

Verse 2
There’s a winery at this place called Mildura
A winery that shouldn’t be missed
And if you go to this winery at Mildura
You’re more than likely to end up pissed

Verse 3
There’s a pub in in this place called Mildura
And it’s got the biggest attraction by far
Cos at this pub in this place called Mildura
It’s got the worlds biggest and longest bar

Verse 4
There’s a beach at this place called Mildura
But if you go there you won’t find any snails
Cos at the beach at this place called Mildura
You can swim all the way to New South Wales

Verse 5
There’s a caravan park in Mildura
But if you go there, you won’t find any grass
Cos at that caravan park in Mildura
The only place to sit, is on your arse

Verse 6
There’s a river that runs through Mildura
A river, that’s dirty and brown
And if you swim in this river at Mildura
You’re more than likely to end up dead and drowned