LYRIC FOR SALE

By Ticka

Veganatarian
(Vegan v Vegetarian)

Verse 1
I'm a vegan, you're vegetarian
I'm correct, you're a contrarian
This culinary divide, is much too wide
Cos I'm vegan, you're vegetarian

Chorus...
Who would have thought that what you eat
Would restrict the list of lovers to meet
Strictly adhere to the dietary mores
And just run a line through the carnivores

Verse 2
I'm a vegan, you're vegetarian
You’re conflicted, I’m humanitarian
Fungus don’t feel, plants don’t squeal
So I'm vegan, but you're vegetarian

Verse 3
I'm a vegan, you're vegetarian
You’re elitist, I’m egalitarian
Eggs are not a toy, NBG, girl, boy
Yes I'm vegan, you're vegetarian

Verse 4
I'm a vegan, you're vegetarian
I’m worldly, sure you’re not Aryan?
Milk from a cow, what’s next, a sow?
Pure vegan, impure vegetarian

Verse 5
I'm a vegan, you're vegetarian
Lettuce for a snack, you’re not fooling anyone
Leather in your shoes, would give me the blues
Yes I'm vegan, you're vegetarian

Verse 6
I'm a vegan, you're vegetarian
In spite of this fact, you know I love you
We could be happy in a compromised way
Raising our veganatarians