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Big Bulge


Artist: Scott Wagner
Artist's Description
Cheeky fun lyrics about gold diggers

Genre(s): Country, Easy Listening, Alternative Country, Contemporary Country, General Easy Listening, Love Songs
Mood(s): Fun, Playful, Romantic, Silly, Slow
Style(s): Ballad, Comedy, Sex, Story
Language(s): English
Standard License:$50.00
Extended License:$100.00

Big Bulge

By Scott Wagner
Big Bulge

©Lyrics By

Scott Wagner 2018


Verse 1

I dated this woman that was crazy hot
I offered everything that I’ve got
She stepped back and looked me up and down
I had the biggest bulge in this small town
The glint in her eye nearly made me cry
‘coz she was ready but I was shy
She asked when I was gonna get it out
She wanted to see it to end all doubt

CHORUS
TO ALL THE WOMEN I WANNA KNOW
WHY DO YOU JUST LIKE ME WHEN MY MONEY'S ON SHOW
I'VE GOT A NICE HOUSE A NICE BOAT AND CAR
I'VE PLENTY OF LAND AND A HORSE CALLED STAR
BUT MOST OF ALL I'VE A HEART FULL OF LOVE
I'M A REAL NICE GUY WELL KIND OF

Verse 2
So I took it out put it in her hand
It didn’t quite go though as I planned
My big bulging wallet now in her grasp
But she was too eager and broke the clasp
My money and plastic went everywhere
Her eyes lit up like the county fair
The next few hours she blanked me
‘coz she was too busy counting my money

CHORUS

Verse 3
Date after date would go like this
Cost me a fortune for a little kiss
Need to make my bulge appear less thick
Gonna leave my cash at home use plastic

CHORUS

REPRISE
My bulging wallet’s no longer on show
All the women in this town don’t wanna know

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