"JUST SMELLING THE FREAKING AIR"
By Barry H
Verse 1
Wow there's the date when we poured the concrete,
At the end of our family pool.
Wow there's my whole family's hand prints,
From two thousand and two..
Today we're having a wedding,
Right here next to the pool.
At noon my daughter's getting married,
To some legal mexican pot growing dude..
Verse 2
My wife convinced me to loan them some money,
So they could start a business on their own.
"Hell" my daughter all ready had four years of college,
And now they own a freaking pot farm and a home..
Chorus
She said Julio knows everything about growing,
His father is a big drug lord down in Mexico.
Daddy here's your money back plus some interest,
And here's your wedding back money too..
Verse 3
Daddy we've just harvested twenty thousand pot plants,
And we got twenty thousand more to go.
Daddy we're so happy that you helped us,
And were so happy we moved right next door..
Great were almost ready to start the wedding,
And that fresh pot smell is in the air.
Hey everyone quit your freaking laughing,
Oh Crap! I'm losing all control..
Verse 3
Mayor quit dancing on the table,
And tell your fat wife to get down too.
Hey you all we're trying to have a freaking wedding,
Oh Crap! Get out of the freaking pool..
Good thing our freaking pool was heated,
"Hey" no glass bottles in the pool.
Honey we should have known better,
To invite all these drunken fools..
Chorus
She said Julio knows everything about growing,
His father is a big drug lord down in Mexico.
Daddy here's your money back plus interest,
And here's the wedding money back - - Too..
Verse 3
Wow there's my families old hand prints,
Including his families hand prints from Mexico too.
Great his parents just got to wedding,
And everyone's in the freaking pool..
Verse 4
Daddy his family decided to move to this country,
Daddy they just bought the pot farm right over there.
They just got all their licenses to start growing,
Oh Crap! That freaking pot smell is everywhere..
Chorus
I'm removing all those freaking family hand prints,
And I'm getting the hell out of here.
Hell their be multiplying like freaking rabbits,
Just smelling all the pot smell in the freaking air..
Hell they'll be multiplying like freaking rabbits,
"Just smelling the freaking air"..
"Just Smelling The Freaking Air"
"JUST SMELLING THE FREAKING AIR"