1
I picked you out
In my red dot sight
And it was so very nice
To see you alright
I picked you out
With my red dot site
It was a year ago
You said I was uptight
I picked you out
With my red dot site
And a month ago
You said I was a blight
2
You were dressed in black
From head to toe
Sadistic gloves
For the face of your foes
Curb stompers up-laced
With a shiny glow
Big pushy shoves
For the violence shows
And you might have got away
If you wore a mask
But I swear to God…
CHORUS
A bullet’s better than a blast, better than a blast, better than a blast, better than blast
(Oh yoo-hoo yoo-hoo, Oh yoo-hoo yoo-hoo)
A bullet’s better than a blast, better than a blast, better than a blast, better than blast
(Oh yoo-hoo yoo-hoo, Oh yoo-hoo yoo-hoo)
A bullet’s better than a blast, better than a blast, better than a blast, better than blast
3
I picked Bro out
In my long range site
Giving out orders
Big grin over-bight
I picked Bro out
With my long range site
He was done up in camos
Ready for a fight
I picked Bro out
With my long range sight
He had a holstered Glock
Like a new age knight
4
Always all super-tanned
He was tall big and fun
With a shit-eating grin
Boy he could charm a nun
Now an officer’s rank
With a mortal crew
Long shot here to there
But it was all I that I do
And he might have got away
If I squeezed too fast
But I swear to God…
CHORUS
A bullet’s better than a blast, better than a blast, better than a blast, better than blast
(Oh yoo-hoo yoo-hoo, Oh yoo-hoo yoo-hoo)
A bullet’s better than a blast, better than a blast, better than a blast, better than blast
(Oh yoo-hoo yoo-hoo, Oh yoo-hoo yoo-hoo)
A bullet’s better than a blast, better than a blast, better than a blast, better than blast
5
I got picked out
With some iron sights
But they weren’t very good
Stood too close and tight
I got picked out
With some iron sites
Only four of them
And they were full of fright
I got picked out
By some iron sites
Last thing they viewed
My grenade in flight
6
Had on Bermuda shorts
With some Polo tops
But in a Civil War
There ain’t no photo ops
They had Tom Ford shoes
From some fancy-pants shops
As they all fired wild
As they looked for some cops
And they might have got away
If I hadn’t cast
As they swore to God…
CHORUS
A bullet’s better than a blast, better than a blast, better than a blast, better than blast
(Oh yoo-hoo yoo-hoo, Oh yoo-hoo yoo-hoo)
A bullet’s better than a blast, better than a blast, better than a blast, better than blast
(Oh yoo-hoo yoo-hoo, Oh yoo-hoo yoo-hoo)
A bullet’s better than a blast, better than a blast, better than a blast, better than blast
Say goodbye to a girl, yoo-hoo yoo-hoo
In a minute of angle yoo-hoo yoo-hoo
Say goodbye to a friend yoo-hoo yoo-hoo
In a minute of angle yoo-hoo yoo-hoo
Say goodbye to the rich yoo-hoo yoo-hoo
With a blast in the jungle yoo-hoo yoo-hoo
Say goodbye yoo-hoo yoo-hoo yoo-hoo
Say goodbye yoo-hoo yoo-hoo yoo-hoo
Say goodbye yoo-hoo yoo-hoo yoo-hoo…