Tim Watts

(open with baseline - 2 rounds)

You made me doubt me
You lectured me on nature's plan
Then threw it right at me
With a hope in mind to discover - what I am

(intro of keyboards)

Little minds are working overtime
With nothing to do but pry ~ pry
No longer a teen - a possible virgin
Uncertain to qua-lify
Was it a race to beat your neighbours
Waa-s it newsworthy
Of percentages in the papers
Labels of the leter V ~ V

I don't wanna be in no sexual category
No statistic for a sur-vey
I don't want nature's plan
Who made the plan
A summit to reach
(drumroll)
Lowly V Cat-ego-ry
The much feared - unseen to be
Let's take V as vic-tory
For our mis-ery

INSTRUMENTAL BREAK (bassline & keyboards)


You made me doubt me - making it now seem
Like a soaring - mountain peak
Always a question - to be the best - above me - the V
Is it a race - to beat your neighbours' - cred-ibili-ty
More percentages - in the papers
The stigma of - the letter V

I don't wanna be (guitar roll)
Your category V (guitar roll)
I don't see the need (guitar roll)
For category V (guitar roll)
We can't have what we can't reach
We can't have what we can't reach

I don't wanna be in no sexual category
No statistic for a sur-vey
I don't want nature's plan
Who made the plan
A summit to reach
(drumroll)
Lowly V Cat-ego-ry
The much feared - unseen to be
Let's take V as vic-tory
For our mis-ery

INSTRUMENTAL BREAK (guitars)

I don't want your mountain peak
I don't want your mountain peak
We can't have what we can't reach
Spare me (drumroll) category V

(Finish with baseline intro)