Bob The poet (Bob Haddad)

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Bob Haddad

Hey bro this is take two
The last verse in the garbage i threw
I took the time to scribble something new
Cuz there ain't no real men like me only a few
I think i murdered you on the last rhyme
cooked you like stew
I'm cooking a whole new recipe that no one taught u at school
I Baked you thinner
Made you dance like a stripper
To my beat
As i speak
You don't even make a squeak
Or A sound
I put you on a leash
Your my hound
You bark but don't bite
I called you up but you were not willing to fight
Run along now before you miss your flight
I'm shooting you to space
Cuz u don't belong with this race
Alien shit
Every time you spit
Listen boy u better quit
Before you get hit
In the face and in the balls
In the guts then he falls
To the ground
You cant stand up you cant rebound
Your speechless restless defenseless
Trying to get some air
Breathless
But i'm driving off in my lexus
And Ur in my rear view
Helpless
You said you're a lion
But you're lion food
You told me your wild
But you're lyin' dude
I leave you for the wolves a snack
A duck outside the pond quack quack
All that's left is your bones
A cold skeleton layin' on the stones
I think i'm done with you
Ther's nothing left of you
Ashes Trashes
Nasty rashes
Ur allergic to me
I gave you a headache
Ur diabetic
You need insulin
But all i give you is a pencil n'paper
Then i'll see you later
While i go make this paper
Try to write yourself a verse
But u'll never be greater
Then the king
When i step inside the ring
All u can do is stink
You smell dirty
Cuz you're not worthy
of my time or my rhyme
You ain't got the spine
To face me
to pace me
I'm in my prime
And its your bedtime

Take Two

Gentleman and ladies
The show is about to begin
I hope you left your babies at home with your next of kin
These little tit suckers
Cry a lot it bothers
Me so i tie their little nut
In a knot till they stop
I'm kidding its a joke
Im an entertainer thats my job
My name is bob
I'm a blob
Forgive me if i rob
All your attention cuz i'm initializing my rhyming technique
And im hypnotizing you by the words i speak
I need you to focus on the beats
Im taking you off your seats
Levitation for the nation that's fighting invasion on the streets
Courage is key in the elimination of the enemy
so fight if you want to stay free
stand beside me for victory
Im building an army and
You are my soldiers
I need you to Grab your forks and salters
And follow me to the waters
Wait somethings comin towards us
Look its a flying saucer
Shoot it with the sauce and
Run for the doors ill
Rap a cork with some pork
attach it to my fork
set it on fire and fire the smoked pork
into my mouth and down my tummy cuz its yummy
Just like my mummy used to do it for me
When i was a little kid i used to write poetry
But Now i run a rap ministry thats shaken this whole industry and
Overtaken its military with an infantry of infants and infamous misfits
Bruce willis, two midgets
And a chick who gave me her digits
And said to call her whenever i need neo from the matrix
Together we erased this
Treacherous threat of evil dead
That has no respect for its peoples intellect
And has infected their heads
With diseases that spread
faster than you get out of bed
Or out of debt
Sinking to the depths of regret
Thinking will i ever forget
The neglect
Dreaming of a vortex
To jump in by myself

Saturday Night Live

Drop that mic will you
I don't understand your sarcasm
You just gave me an ear spasm
Its just too deep for me to fathom
Like the oceans
Im drowning in my emotions
You Blew me away
fxxxing Explosions
Got me permanently damaged
Replaced my brain with a cabbage
Drove me insane
Made me go locco
Now i need help pronto
Not one word
On the way to the asylum
I'm Silent
Awaiting my confinement
Then a doctor gave me pills
That made me feel vibrant
I remembered who i am
And who im versus
Suddenly all the nurses
Started dancing to my verses
I can feel your getting nervous
From whats about to surface
The lion escaped from the circus
And hes Heading your way with only one purpose
To chew you up then spit you out
Like a featherweight in a heavyweight bout
Your disqualified for being unqualified
Too weak and petrified ..
When you hear me
Through these speakers amplified
There's two things on ur mind
Hide or suicide
But it's double homicide
When i'm murdering you and your pride
With a pesticide
Cuz your bugging me
Mosquito rap
Buzzing all around me while i nap
But Then
Zip zip zap
When you touched me
Its a trap
My Electric flow took over in a snap
It didnt do much just roast you off the map
You're gone now
Whos gona listen to this rap
I'll just sing to your fans
And i'll enhance
Your mood with this music
It's my talent and i will use it
To prove that
I can do this every minute
As long as i see it
I can get it
Even if ur not mine
Il take the time
To blow your mind
And make you feel divine
Cuz i got what it takes
To raise the stakes
When i drop my verses the earth shakes
Quakes
Swallows the fake
And Bakes them into cake
So Dont make the same mistake
For your own sake
Try to escape before its too late
Before ur steak i marinate when i ejaculate In ur plate
As soon as you get to taste
Your pupils dilate
Your body i sedate
With my mixtape
Top 10 in the top 100
And still you wonder
Why u feel this hunger
Still you ponder
Why you live in a dumpster
Why you live in a can
Your not welcome in my clan
Or my house
Like a mouse
I feed u to my cat
Shoot you with a gat
Or just hit you with a bat
Like a rat
Till you become flat
Spread
Like butter on my bread
Or just melt you instead
Cuz i was bred with fire
And i have a burning desire
That one i can inspire you to retire
To quit and do it quick
You said you're a lion
But you where lyin'
You're a coward, you lack the iron
I'm Iron Man and you're wearing no clothes
So bye bye and adios
Go kick it with your bros
Smoke some weed, get some hoes
Cuz in this game i suppose you will rot and decompose
On my rhymes you'll overdose
You were supposed to win but i make no errors of flaws
Flows like a shark from Jaws
Peek-a-boo
I'm here to devour you

Retire


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Hey bro this is take two
The last verse in the garbage i threw
I took the time to scribble something new
Cuz there ain't no real men like me only a few
I think i murdered you on the last rhyme
cooked you like stew
I'm cooking a whole new recipe that no one taught u at school
I Baked you thinner
Made you dance like a stripper
To my beat
As i speak
You don't even make a squeak
Or A sound
I put you on a leash
Your my hound
You bark but don't bite
I called you up but you were not willing to fight
Run along now before you miss your flight
I'm shooting you to space
Cuz u don't belong with this race
Alien shit
Every time you spit
Listen boy u better quit
Before you get hit
In the face and in the balls
In the guts then he falls
To the ground
You cant stand up you cant rebound
Your speechless restless defenseless
Trying to get some air
Breathless
But i'm driving off in my lexus
And Ur in my rear view
Helpless
You said you're a lion
But you're lion food
You told me your wild
But you're lyin' dude
I leave you for the wolves a snack
A duck outside the pond quack quack
All that's left is your bones
A cold skeleton layin' on the stones
I think i'm done with you
Ther's nothing left of you
Ashes Trashes
Nasty rashes
Ur allergic to me
I gave you a headache
Ur diabetic
You need insulin
But all i give you is a pencil n'paper
Then i'll see you later
While i go make this paper
Try to write yourself a verse
But u'll never be greater
Then the king
When i step inside the ring
All u can do is stink
You smell dirty
Cuz you're not worthy
of my time or my rhyme
You ain't got the spine
To face me
to pace me
I'm in my prime
And its your bedtime

Take Two

Gentleman and ladies
The show is about to begin
I hope you left your babies at home with your next of kin
These little tit suckers
Cry a lot it bothers
Me so i tie their little nut
In a knot till they stop
I'm kidding its a joke
Im an entertainer thats my job
My name is bob
I'm a blob
Forgive me if i rob
All your attention cuz i'm initializing my rhyming technique
And im hypnotizing you by the words i speak
I need you to focus on the beats
Im taking you off your seats
Levitation for the nation that's fighting invasion on the streets
Courage is key in the elimination of the enemy
so fight if you want to stay free
stand beside me for victory
Im building an army and
You are my soldiers
I need you to Grab your forks and salters
And follow me to the waters
Wait somethings comin towards us
Look its a flying saucer
Shoot it with the sauce and
Run for the doors ill
Rap a cork with some pork
attach it to my fork
set it on fire and fire the smoked pork
into my mouth and down my tummy cuz its yummy
Just like my mummy used to do it for me
When i was a little kid i used to write poetry
But Now i run a rap ministry thats shaken this whole industry and
Overtaken its military with an infantry of infants and infamous misfits
Bruce willis, two midgets
And a chick who gave me her digits
And said to call her whenever i need neo from the matrix
Together we erased this
Treacherous threat of evil dead
That has no respect for its peoples intellect
And has infected their heads
With diseases that spread
faster than you get out of bed
Or out of debt
Sinking to the depths of regret
Thinking will i ever forget
The neglect
Dreaming of a vortex
To jump in by myself

Saturday Night Live

Drop that mic will you
I don't understand your sarcasm
You just gave me an ear spasm
Its just too deep for me to fathom
Like the oceans
Im drowning in my emotions
You Blew me away
fxxxing Explosions
Got me permanently damaged
Replaced my brain with a cabbage
Drove me insane
Made me go locco
Now i need help pronto
Not one word
On the way to the asylum
I'm Silent
Awaiting my confinement
Then a doctor gave me pills
That made me feel vibrant
I remembered who i am
And who im versus
Suddenly all the nurses
Started dancing to my verses
I can feel your getting nervous
From whats about to surface
The lion escaped from the circus
And hes Heading your way with only one purpose
To chew you up then spit you out
Like a featherweight in a heavyweight bout
Your disqualified for being unqualified
Too weak and petrified ..
When you hear me
Through these speakers amplified
There's two things on ur mind
Hide or suicide
But it's double homicide
When i'm murdering you and your pride
With a pesticide
Cuz your bugging me
Mosquito rap
Buzzing all around me while i nap
But Then
Zip zip zap
When you touched me
Its a trap
My Electric flow took over in a snap
It didnt do much just roast you off the map
You're gone now
Whos gona listen to this rap
I'll just sing to your fans
And i'll enhance
Your mood with this music
It's my talent and i will use it
To prove that
I can do this every minute
As long as i see it
I can get it
Even if ur not mine
Il take the time
To blow your mind
And make you feel divine
Cuz i got what it takes
To raise the stakes
When i drop my verses the earth shakes
Quakes
Swallows the fake
And Bakes them into cake
So Dont make the same mistake
For your own sake
Try to escape before its too late
Before ur steak i marinate when i ejaculate In ur plate
As soon as you get to taste
Your pupils dilate
Your body i sedate
With my mixtape
Top 10 in the top 100
And still you wonder
Why u feel this hunger
Still you ponder
Why you live in a dumpster
Why you live in a can
Your not welcome in my clan
Or my house
Like a mouse
I feed u to my cat
Shoot you with a gat
Or just hit you with a bat
Like a rat
Till you become flat
Spread
Like butter on my bread
Or just melt you instead
Cuz i was bred with fire
And i have a burning desire
That one i can inspire you to retire
To quit and do it quick
You said you're a lion
But you where lyin'
You're a coward, you lack the iron
I'm Iron Man and you're wearing no clothes
So bye bye and adios
Go kick it with your bros
Smoke some weed, get some hoes
Cuz in this game i suppose you will rot and decompose
On my rhymes you'll overdose
You were supposed to win but i make no errors of flaws
Flows like a shark from Jaws
Peek-a-boo
I'm here to devour you

Retire

I feel greatness runing through my veins
I don't know if its from my daddy or a result of the pains
I've been through and i've overcome
Did they make me the better one
where they the reason i won?
Without using a gun
i shot you with my words made you flee and run
But you bled disgrace
And now im following your trace
Your leading me somewhere and its getting dark
You must be a bat
But did you forget that i'm a vampire!?
I spit fire
Any second i desire
And help i don't require
When money I acquire
Pussies i devour
Even if they taste sour
Everyday and every hour
You are bound to feel my power
You can cry you can cower
You can hide in a dryer
You can scream even higher
But you'll never sound louder
Than me
And when your down on your knee
Begging me for the key to go pee
I'll be drinking my tea while watching tv
Okay?
You can do it in ur pants
And your only drinking when i water the plants
I mean when i water the cactus
Its not funny its disastrous
Your imprisoned in my cage
Acting like a rabid dog on a rage
I feel sorry for you
What am i doing
It was a rap battle but its getting confusing
i just might set you free
But before i do lets agree
That your a man with no weenie
I looked under your pants and all i saw was a bush
Whats under there? Could it be a puss?
I dialled the gardener on duty
He has done this before hes no rookie
I told him to bring the chainsaw
Cuz a normal scissor wont cut through wat i saw
He trimmed his way down the forest
Only to reach a dead end honest
Theres nothing down here boss
Only two lips with some gloss
A hole in between and a hole across
May i go now and play lacrosse?
Yes you may thank you for your time
We uncovered the mystery and here's the bottom line
You are not a man
And you should understand
That i am in command
And this is my land
And i will expand
And you will demand
No mercy from my band
No help and no pity
For an ugly piggy
Who wishes he was pretty
Like a little kittie
A dyke, a transvestite
You just ruined my appetite
I was hungry now im grumpy
I eat through you like a zombie
I was calm now im jumpy
Knock your head off put a monkey
Your addicted to bull
Shit junkie..
I've had it with you man
You're going back in the van
All the way to Oman
Where you wont withstand
The temperature of the sand
In the desert where you'll stand
With no shoes and no underwear
While all the people stare
So you better beware
That if you diss me i swear
War i'll declare
And your life i wont spare

The Mystery

This is the century's dis
The resistance cant resist
The fact that I exist
I got you pissed off
When i pissed above
Your head cuz i'm too high
Made it rain yellow love
I Gave you pain in the heart
When i gave you a head start
But i finnishd before you could even smell my fart
I told you this is art
And you cant be a part
Of my team Cuz you're mean
And still fourteen
U go to school and think you're cool
Cuz you broke one rule
But i broke you're spirit with my lyric
And It only took one minute
For you to know that i'm infinite
My words are explicit
And my methods are illicit
My ass you will kiss it
Or your ass i will whip it
Ur finger u can stick it
Up your pussy if u miss it
Your life i ruin it crumble it
You're done for
Shattered glass on the floor
Rusty hinges on a metal door
Is what you sound like on a mic
I wanna bust my eardrum with a spike
Go deaf. Never hear this shit again
Never see you again
Poof. Make you disappear
They say you should face your fear
But your facing Shakespeare so turn around dear
And go have a beer cuz your end is near
Those are your last moments
I'm dropping an A-bomb on my opponents
Push them to extinction
They failed life's test while I passed with distinction
One more chance u ain't getting my permission
Cuz i'm on a mission
To change your vision
Of who's the man And who's his bitch'n
Who's the king and who's the servant
The serpent?
I stepped on its head
Its dead
I chopped her into Itsy bitsy pieces and boiled her
Chicken soup it felt like
Ate it in one strike
Was yummy But i'm still hungry
And I want your money
But your broke
Cuz when you rap you choke
You're a joke
You crack me up
Haha very funny
Got me rolling on my tummy
You look like a dummy
Ur braindead, Tarded
And i'm just getting started
Enough rhyme for you to resign
And your label to sign
A fellow like me who's got the time
To do what it takes to shine
So i'm taking back whats mine
First your glass of wine
You shouldn't be drinking
In your drool you're sinking
You cant see me so you're blinking
Here have my glasses
I don't need them i'm past this
I just want you to witness
The revolution, The evolution
Please Snap out of your confusion
I am real but you are not
I am the dream
You are what?

Century's Dis

(Chorus)
Welcome my dearest friend
You've made it to the arms of friends
I want you to see me, remember you need me
Wherever you may go just know i'm by your side.

(Verse 1)
I go way back with my friends, we used to kick it all the time
Summertime cruising, listening to blues and sipping orange juice kicked with booze smoke a doobie snooze.
Then we wake up shake up, girls put on your make-up, we're going to tear up the club
every time the bass drops and a bottle pops
And shots don't stop dropping till the credit cards stop shopping
And the bartender starts mopping, we hit the road, what's popping?
X's and O's at Alexis and her hoes
Then its's relaxing your toes on the beaches with your bros
Bottles of ice cold rose and tequilas from Don Jose
We only do the right way till there's nothing left yeah!

(Chorus)

(Verse 2)
Remember back in the day when you had my back all the way
Back when i had no place to stay and my steps were going astray
I had a back-pack full of crack and was selling hits for money
But you didn't cut me no slack, when you found out you threw it away
You put me back on track, gave me a place to stay
My heart was all black, but your why it turned grey
Therefore i'm willing to slay anything you deem as prey
And i pray that the Lord help us fight the devil no matter the level or if there were several, i got something special for them
To the depths of the netherworld send them oh Jesus of Bethlehem

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)

Fast forward to this moment, pretend that you own it
We are all here united by the fact that we're grown and
we shared a common past and it lasted to the present, our friendship
even though it was dented, it never broke just bended
We were different so we blended, and bonded
Kinda like how atoms are connected. The results were unprecedented
Blood brothers raised from the gutters
Born to fathers and mothers with other lovers
Brothers and sisters of different colors
at the sound of my drummer came together in numbers
that outnumbered the conquerors and freed those locked in the dungeons.
Stole their guns and burned their burger buns on a bunsen burner
along with the furniture that made them go beserker.

(Chorus)

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