V1
Smooooth, smooth - with a little ice
Even better, (salud!) with someone nice
Smooooth, smooth - oh yes he was
Spent the night with him, oh just because
CHORUS 1
Top shelf or on the rocks?
Make you crazy. gonna straighten those locks
Top shelf or rock bottom?
Either way, gonna make you blossom
V2
Smooooth, smooth - what do you have to lose?
Even better, (salud!) don't have to choose
Smooooth, smooth, oh he's always awesome
Spent the night with him. Wish you hadn't forgotten?
CHORUS 2
Top shelf or on the rocks?
Drives you crazy, whenever he talks
Top shelf or rock bottom?
Either way, you're gonna feel rotten
CHORUS 3 (increase tempo)
Top shelf - AND on the rocks
Drives you crazy, whenever he knocks
Top shelf or rock bottom?
You answered the door, he ain't got no condom
V3
Smooooth, smooth - and baby, full throttle
Even better, (salud!) gotta another full bottle
Smooooth, smooth - and here we go
Now we come, to the liquor sto(re)
CHORUS 4 (building momentum)
Top shelf and on the rocks
Hit ME baby, knock me outta my socks
Top shelf and rock bottom
Gotta dirty mind, you forgotten old possum
Top shelf and on the rocks
Tres Generaciones, MY tequila mocks
Top shelf or rock bottom?
Oh-yes-I-am, living in high cotton
ENDING (Sultry to whisper)
SMOOOOTH, SmOOOOth, Smooooth, sm-oooo-th. (End with a riff)
-END-
V1
Smooooth, smooth - with a little ice
Even better, (salud!) with someone nice
Smooooth, smooth - oh yes he was
Spent the night with him, oh just because
CHORUS 1
Top shelf or on the rocks?
Make you crazy. gonna straighten those locks
Top shelf or rock bottom?
Either way, gonna make you blossom
V2
Smooooth, smooth - what do you have to lose?
Even better, (salud!) don't have to choose
Smooooth, smooth, oh he's always awesome
Spent the night with him. Wish you hadn't forgotten?
CHORUS 2
Top shelf or on the rocks?
Drives you crazy, whenever he talks
Top shelf or rock bottom?
Either way, you're gonna feel rotten
CHORUS 3 (increase tempo)
Top shelf - AND on the rocks
Drives you crazy, whenever he knocks
Top shelf or rock bottom?
You answered the door, he ain't got no condom
V3
Smooooth, smooth - and baby, full throttle
Even better, (salud!) gotta another full bottle
Smooooth, smooth - and here we go
Now we come, to the liquor sto(re)
CHORUS 4 (building momentum)
Top shelf and on the rocks
Hit ME baby, knock me outta my socks
Top shelf and rock bottom
Gotta dirty mind, you forgotten old possum
Top shelf and on the rocks
Tres Generaciones, MY tequila mocks
Top shelf or rock bottom?
Oh-yes-I-am, living in high cotton
ENDING (Sultry to whisper)
SMOOOOTH, SmOOOOth, Smooooth, sm-oooo-th. (End with a riff)
-END-
V1
Smooooth, smooth - with a little ice
Even better, (salud!) with someone nice
Smooooth, smooth - oh yes he was
Spent the night with him, oh just because
CHORUS 1
Top shelf or on the rocks?
Make you crazy. gonna straighten those locks
Top shelf or rock bottom?
Either way, gonna make you blossom
V2
Smooooth, smooth - what do you have to lose?
Even better, (salud!) don't have to choose
Smooooth, smooth, oh he's always awesome
Spent the night with him. Wish you hadn't forgotten?
CHORUS 2
Top shelf or on the rocks?
Drives you crazy, whenever he talks
Top shelf or rock bottom?
Either way, you're gonna feel rotten
CHORUS 3 (increase tempo)
Top shelf - AND on the rocks
Drives you crazy, whenever he knocks
Top shelf or rock bottom?
You answered the door, he ain't got no condom
V3
Smooooth, smooth - and baby, full throttle
Even better, (salud!) gotta another full bottle
Smooooth, smooth - and here we go
Now we come, to the liquor sto(re)
CHORUS 4 (building momentum)
Top shelf and on the rocks
Hit ME baby, knock me outta my socks
Top shelf and rock bottom
Gotta dirty mind, you forgotten old possum
Top shelf and on the rocks
Tres Generaciones, MY tequila mocks
Top shelf or rock bottom?
Oh-yes-I-am, living in high cotton
ENDING (Sultry to whisper)
SMOOOOTH, SmOOOOth, Smooooth, sm-oooo-th. (End with a riff)
-END-
Classically trained pianist with an appreciation for live music and a good story.
The music I compose is for me. It is a confession straight from my soul.
The lyrics I compose are for you. A secret told only by my pen and relayed to the world by an artist unknown. j3L 2025
Long, varied musical and artistic history
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